he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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