Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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