Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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