I'll bet she douches with gravy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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