Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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