Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just google imaged poop.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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