I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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