How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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