I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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