the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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