About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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