I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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