is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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