Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
we're making bets on your personal life
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
