whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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