Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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