my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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