Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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