I need help removing her.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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