i think my mom watched the whole time
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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