I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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