please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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