I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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