I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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