Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
