a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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