I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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