oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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