Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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