i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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