yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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