Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Drake has all the answers
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
