Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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