im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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