We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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