Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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