You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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