just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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