YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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