playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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