it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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