I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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