my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Success! We fucked roommates!
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