I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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