kristin has been a bad kristin
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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