Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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