chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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