Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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