He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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