His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Couch. On fire.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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