You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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