found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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