well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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